pissed as a cunt 

Very, very, very drunk. To the point that you were being rude, yelling out obscenities and fighting people.

"I was 'pissed as a cunt' last night man. I told my girlfriend to 'fuck off' and waz starting fights with every other mutha-fucka in there. I woke up at 9am asleep on someones lawn."

pissed as a cunt by Diego September 4, 2003

pissed as a cunt 

Descriptive of being exceedingly or disgracefully drunk.

Dave said, 'I had to drive to Southampton pissed as a cunt, had to drop a pill to sort my head out'

pissed as a cunt by Rickallisterpmeister June 3, 2006