Projectile Swearing

When a person retorts a mass of consecutive swear words in response to an unfavourable action that may have been accidental or deliberate. This usually is due to pain, loss of valuables, regrettable remark during a social evening or a temperamental outburst from friends or affiliations.

Bob: Oh sorry, John I accidentally cut your finger off with my lawn mower again. I can't take you to the hospital now though, I have to get my lawn ready for the "Lawn of the Week Competition".
John: MY f*****g FINGER, IT f*****g HURTS SO MUCH!! F*****g s**t c**t a*****e, you m****r f******g b****h, etc. etc.
Bob: Oh no, you're projectile swearing again.

Projectile Swearing by Procrastinate January 11, 2009

Projectile shit

The state in which an individuale can't contain there bowell movements and explodes poop out of there ass

"Bro!, some dude just took a projectile shit in that urnal! Who does that?!"

Projectile shit by #hashtagsaregay September 30, 2013

Projectile shartarrhea

see shartarrhea

When I see Katie, I'm going to projectile shartarrhea on her chest.

Projectile shartarrhea by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009

The projectile snot splat 

The sound snot makes as it exits the nasal passages and hits 1 or 2 ply paper at full force.

You can tell when it's coming by a loud SNORT beforehand. Similar to the flash of a nuclear bomb.

Common with sick people and 5 year olds.

"I dropped a can of soup and I swear it sounded like the projectile snot splat Lesly made last week."

The projectile snot splat by SeventhSandwich[BL] January 30, 2010

Projectile Spectrum 

The art of both Projectile Vomiting & Projectile Shitting at the same time. One can also be pissing as well, which is referred to as the Projectile Trifecta.

P1: HOLY FUCK!! I JUSTN WALKED INTO THE BATHROOM AND THERE IS SHIT AND VOMIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR!

P2: Someone must've suffered the Projectile Spectrum

Projectile Spectrum by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024

Projectile Weenis Syndrome

A type of disability usually accompanied by the symptoms of your weenis disattaching from your body and accelerating until it reaches the stratosphere at any random moment in time.

"You have Projectile Weenis Syndrome? Man, that's gotta suck, im sorry bro."

Projectile Weenis Syndrome by Dr. WahtTehMcFuhk November 8, 2022

Projectile Nut Shot 

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.

What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.

Projectile Nut Shot by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018