Goofy Turtle Share definition Flag When a man puts his non-erect penis into a womans vagina and waits until arousal makes it stiffen "She wanted to cuddle so i gave her the goofy turtle." Goofy Turtle by Mighk April 12, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Goofy Turtle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch