Stealth Poop Share definition Flag When you put a layer of toilet paper down in the bowl before you poop so no one will hear your poop slash. I didn't want anyone to know I was pooping so I pulled a stealth poop. Stealth Poop by stealth pooper February 10, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Stealth Poop mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch