drug testing

a technique used by many companies that if not stipulated in the contract is in fact illegal. however once employed you are subject to their tests. there is blood (rare), hair (pretty rare), urine (most common), spit, and other types of testing that pick up on the basic drugs. however these tests are so fuckin intense now they pretty much tell the story of your life

*Modern Day Drug Testing*
Employer: So we got your drug test back today...
Employee: Ya, everything should be good I'm clean.
Employer: Ya but it says here that you look at porn on thursdays...get out.

drug testing by The Gibber March 8, 2007

drug testing

A practice that is actually illegal, but because a person elects to work for an employer that decides to drug test there is nothing that can be done.

drug testing is an invasive practice.

drug testing by BandGirlGoneBad July 27, 2004

Drug-texting

Like drunk dialing, drug-texting is the act of texting someone while under the influence of any drugs, saying things you wouldn't normally say. When you drug-text, you are bound to make a complete fool out of yourself.

"I just got a text from my girlfriend telling me she hates me, I hope she's only drug-texting again."

"Today, I made a complete fool out of myself when I drug-texted Dillon. FML"

Drug-texting by cr33p3r54m3 March 10, 2009