Flake-tio 

Consuming a Cadbury's Flake in a manner highly suggestive of fellatio.

Sally rolled back the wrapper on the chocolate and performed flake-tio on it.

Flake-tio by Mangetout September 22, 2006

a-fake-tionate

It's a play on the word “affectionate.” Which explains that the affections are not sincere.

Used in Childish Gambino's song "Heartbeat".

"are you cheating on me? Because lately our relationship has been all a-fake-tionate shit, it doesn't feel real"

a-fake-tionate by ayo12345 April 8, 2015