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Saint Nik 

Similar to the Abe Lincoln.

It involves having sex with a woman over the age of 60, jizzing on her face, shaving her white pubes and applying said white pubes to her face to form a beard, finally adorning her with a Santa Hat.
Excited for the holiday season, Kyle got a little overzealous and decorated his girl Saint Nik style
Excited for the holiday season, Kyle got a little overzealous and decorated his girl Saint Nik style.
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Saint Nik by Nik33 August 17, 2006
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Saint Nik 

Similar to the Abe Lincoln.

It involves having sex with a woman over the age of 60, jizzing on her face, shaving her white pubes and applying said white pubes to her face to form a beard, finally adorning her with a Santa Hat.
Excited for the holiday season, Kyle got a little overzealous and decorated his girl Saint Nik style.
Saint Nik by Nik33 September 12, 2008

Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum 

Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.
Praise Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum, let the nonbelievers perish in the realm of flavorless food.

sint-niklaas 

Person A: Damn son! what happend to you?
Person B: I went to Sint-Niklaas.