Kermode 

v. tr. To spoil a film, book or TV programme by giving away the ending in the very first sentence of your review, before anyone even has a chance to realise they ought to stop listening.

"In Sixth Sense, for example, to say that Bruce Willis' portrayal of a man who is de..."
"Shut up, you're about to Kermode the whole film, aren't you?"
"Yes, but it's not as if I was about to tell you how Cary Grant in North by Northwest is symbolic of someone who is caught up in..."
Chainsaw noises

From the notorious spoiling of films by Mark Kermode, a BBC film critic.

Kermode by crgn May 12, 2006

Kermode 

A rare subspecies of black bear, also known as a spirit bear. Rather than being born with black fur Kermode bears are born with white fur. The kermode bear is the official animal of the Canadian province of British Columbia. It is found only in the temperate rainforests of northwest British Columbia near Terrace and on the islands of Haida Gwaii.

Many tourists go to northern British Columbia hoping to see a Kermode, unfortunately, they are extremely rare, and even residents of the area feel very lucky if they ever see one.

Kermode by moonbug November 12, 2006

hunter kermode

Stupid ass bitch

Iq of a noodle
Plays girls
Dumber than lil pump

That boy over there is acting like a hunter kermode

hunter kermode by Ygbooooyyy October 7, 2019

hunter kermode

Stupid ass bitch

Iq of a noodle
Plays girls
Dumber than lil pump

That boy over there is acting like a hunter kermode

hunter kermode by Ygbooooyyy October 7, 2019

Ben Kermode

Sexy boy with bigger tits than the rest of the girls in school.

OMG look at Ben Kermode's tits.

Ben Kermode by asoibfaishdhbflrhd November 10, 2022

kermodian 

Like or pertaining to the film reviewer Mark Kermode who sports a quiff and enjoys rants which use obscure words and references, mainly to films of the horror genre. Impressions are common.

Possible uses:
"Mark Lamarr sports a Kermodian quiff"
"His performance on Newsnight Review was positively Kermodian"
"It was a rant of Kermodian proportions"
"His obscurantism was positively Kermodian" etc.... etc....
Do your bit: slip it into everyday conversation and give it the official recognition it deserves.

kermodian by Ella Rose May 9, 2008