Fillmore's Syndrome

The inability to pull women.

Derived from the Sea Turtle in Sherman's Lagoon.

"Damn man, when was the last time you touched a woman? And don't mention the time when you accidentally ate someone's hair at a restaurant"

"Damn man, you gotta get off of Reddit, maybe stand outside for a little bit so you don't look like a vampire. Maybe shower up, wash off the cheeto dust covering your body"

"Damn man, I swear I haven't seen a woman in a hot minute. I swear to god I have the same problem as Fillmore from Sherman's Lagoon! Except in my case, I swear the women must all have diving gear cause they probably crawl into lakes and oceans when they know I'm coming near them!"

After typing his several-page-long essay rant comment under a youtube video documentary about Elliot Rodgers, Bob exhibited a significant number of traits indicating his chronic struggle with Fillmore Syndrome.

After being diagnosed with "Fillmore's Syndrome" by Reddit trolls, the OP realized that his excessive simping habits did not indicate any possibility of him attaining a partner.

Fillmore's Syndrome by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner December 28, 2022

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fillmore slim

pimp hailing from the fillmore district of san francisco.
most likely, fillmore slim is your favorite pimps favorite pimp.
once had 22 hoes at one time.

did you know fillmore slim was pimpin 18 year old hoes when he was 80?

fillmore slim by chriiiiiiiis April 27, 2006

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fillmore central high school

Just about the only thing you will find at this school are Alcoholics and sex-aholics. The girls are bitches and the boys are steroid addicts. Many parties are thrown in the outskirts of Preston and har$.

Many people from surrounding school believe these things about this school.

If you want to get laid go to Fillmore high school to find your match

Wanna get drunk, Fillmore is where it’s at.

#drunkies#steriods#hoes

Fillmore central high school is not a nice place.

fillmore central high school by Zim Smith November 9, 2017

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Millard Fillmore

n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.

Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!

Millard Fillmore by Randy Agadi September 21, 2005