Derpy Tiger 

When you are making out and simultaneously bite your partner's tongue while slapping their ass as hard as you can with the head of a spatula, giving them stripes and a lisp as they complain.

Man, I pissed my girl off so bad by giving her the derpy tiger, but I couldn't stop laughing at her lisp.

Derpy Tiger by MR. C3 October 4, 2021

Derpy Tiger 

When you are making out with your partner and after they put their tongue in your mouth, simultaneously bite your partner's tongue while slapping their ass as hard as you can with the head of a spatula, giving them stripes and a lisp as they complain.

Man, I pissed my girl off so bad by giving her the derpy tiger, but I couldn't stop laughing at her lisp.

Derpy Tiger by MR. C3 October 4, 2021