sex-satchel Share definition Flag To carry along supplies for spontanious sex, and for the supplies to have their own place. I saw Sarah was always carrying around a fanny-pack, but when I saw what she kept in there, I realized it was a sex-satchel! sex-satchel by Darkvein January 18, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the sex-satchel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch