couch douche 

it's when you get a guest from couch surfing and they end up being a douche bag.

Jill: so hows the guy staying on your couch?
John: oh maan he's such a couch douche, I cant wait till he leaves.

couch douche by ubcanth2010-couchdouche October 9, 2010

cooch douche 

A particularly lovely squirt bottle that a bitch jams up her cooch to get rid of a) the smell of rotten goat testicles and b) the remnants of last night's man-whore

See also: Connie Coochface

cooch douche by Cassandra Van Rooyen June 1, 2004

douche cough 

noun. A jet or stream of water that expels air with a harsh noise.

"douche cough"

douche cough by angry monkey on a boat! June 26, 2009