Schwanzus Blasus Share definition Flag A mixture of the german and latin form of telling somebody to suck your dick. A: Hey you over there! Schwanzus Blasus! B: No you perv! Suck yourself! Schwanzus Blasus by .NINO February 25, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Schwanzus Blasus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch