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Kairotic refers to the ability of oneself to time one's speech craft effectively and in a timely manner to satisfy the ultimate goal of getting laid.
Earl: Hey look, John has five women going home with him again!

Bob: Yeah I know, he told them he loves cats and they're all in PETA.
Earl: That Kairotic bastard!
Kairotic by Hobothegolfer February 18, 2010
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Intense, crazy, obscene. Based on temper tantrums and chaos.
"That bitch went kaiotic when I told her I cheated on her."
Kaiotic by kaiotic March 13, 2009

Kairotian 

People who are known to be more successful when compared to others
I hope you are a kairotian like i hoped you were
Kairotian by Kairotian.jack June 1, 2017