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Facebook haunting 

The opposite of Facebook stalking.

'Facebook haunting' is where someone you hate keeps appearing on your friends pages, posts comments on their statuses, and just basically is always visible.
"That dickhead Tristan keeps Facebook haunting me!!!"

Facebook Duck Hunting

This is a way to send a message to those stupid retarded girls who make duck faces in all of their pictures on facebook.

Step 1) Find a picture of a girl making a duck face
Step 2) Post a comment saying "*BANG*"
Step 3) Await reaction and/or retaliation
Dude 1: *BANG*
Duck face girl: Wtf it that supposed to mean!?!
Dude 1: Facebook Duck Hunting BITCH!!!! NOW DIE!!!!
Duck face girl: WTF!?! CRAZY! *unfriend*
Dude 1: Finally rid of her. 1 down, 99 to go!