Daddy Johnson 

A creepy person who thinks of themseleves as a daddy for whatever reason. They are normally an insane child or a perverted old shit on the internet.

Daddy Johnson:
Weird girl: Can you be MY Daddy Johnson.

I dont like this at all

Daddy Johnson by DuckPancake May 6, 2020

dandy johnson 

Landscaper who relys only on gasoline, grass clippings, and Rolling Rock. Interests include ancient hod rods 85 monte carlo,and catching a slick ass humm-job from a ramdom hooker at the BHT. Features include the face of Randy Johnson crossed with Charels Manson. 140 pound over protective father, quote the dandy nevermore "if you touch my daughter your a fuckin' dead man".

"If that drunk Dandy Johnson, comes out the house hes gettin' pepe lopez'ed"

dandy johnson by paul phillips February 10, 2005