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Contact lenses 

YOU USE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR UGLY EYES (this is a joke xD)
Your eyes arent ugly lol 💖 contact lenses.

canadian contact lenses 

When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake
"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"