Scumdee
What happens when god gets diarreah from a dodgy indian. Located on the east coast of Scotland. Scumdee is what happened when Glasgow and Liverpool had a child. The population all lives in the same conditions in a 1 bedroom council flat with 5 generations of their inbred family. All native residents known as "Scumdonians" begin life the same being born at ninewells to 12 year old parents. These diseased offspring then begin work at 4 years old as drug dealers and the very worst offspring get sent to other villages/towns/cities such as Coupar Angus or Rattary slowly infecting the population until there are so many junkie chavs and neds that the place just gets absorbed by Scumdee. In 2018 a V&A museum was opened in the city to give the local "Scumdonians" a new hobby assaulting and robbing tourists coming to visit the museum. If you ever have the unfortunate experience of driving 15 miles close to the city make sure your car is locked and drive as fast as you can away before the yobs kidnap you and sell your car to buy drugs. In short avoid this total shithole
Scumdee by Hippyfromtesco December 4, 2019