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Alligator Wrestling 

Any bangin' gay sex act (male, female or other) committed anywhere within the eastern-southernmost states in the U.S.A., including but not limited to: Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and of course Florida.
"Hey McConaughey! Wanna hit the road and go alligator wrestling with Lance Armstrong and some Miami twinks?"
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wrestling the alligator 

When going down on a woman... when she cums, her thighs constrict around one's head, and she starts bucking wildly. You have to hang on for dear life lest your neck be snapped by the her powerful "jaws"
"Man, I was wrestling the alligator last night and now I have this crick in my neck that is killing me!"
wrestling the alligator by nitefall February 22, 2014