An Apple A Day 

The Apple has incomprehensible power equatable to god’s power having one a day could give you the power to stop the doctor.

An Apple A Day keeps the doctor away.

An Apple A Day by Steve White January 27, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021