Dirty Kallan 

A Dirty Kallan is when someone sneaks into your house in the dead of night and shits in all of your cabinets.

Ah god, he pulled the old Dirty Kallan on me!!!

Dirty Kallan by Urbanknobhead March 28, 2020

Dirty Kaelan 

When an employee walks up to his supervisor, whips his ballsack out, then proceeds to call his supervisor a faggot for looking. Then demands a promotion or he’ll file a report against his ball gazing supervisor.

Damn dude, I got my promotion! I just had to Dirty Kaelan my boss!

Dirty Kaelan by Sterlingian07 April 30, 2020

Dirty Kalyan 

When a man shoves a rat up a ladys pussy and let's him run around in her for a little bit when the rat crawls out he cook, frys and eats the rat covered in pussy slime

I did a great Dirty Kalyan last night

Dirty Kalyan by Sircute November 30, 2020

Dirty Kalhan 

When a one makes a porno with a 107 year old man and he cums till he dies. After they inherit all his money and eat 7 dildos.

Sorry I can’t hangout tonight I’m planning to pull a Dirty Kalhan at the Senior Center.

Dirty Kalhan by Leghair_bitch17 May 6, 2020