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Rank War 

A war that consists of a series of attacks between 2 or more groups. In a rank war any weapon is acceptable, though the most popular weapon of choice are Rank Bombs, filled with fermented unrecognizable items/liquids. Only a few rank wars has happened, for a good reason.
Todd: oh god, did he just start a rank war
Zoe: he freaking did, what do we do?
Dave: RUN GODDAMN IT WHO KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN!
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Rank Warrior 

Anyone in a military or paramilitary organization whom abuses their rank to disrespect their subordinates. Without said rank, this person is usually a bitch.
"Sgt Jackson is such a rank warrior. I remember when he was an officer he was timid as fuck. Now he is a dick."
Rank Warrior by Fight Milk November 17, 2017