Cheese Hat 

The film that remains on the males "tip" after leaving a condom on for too long after sexual intercourse.

After fucking Sally, Tommy became distraught after realizing he had forgotten to remove his meat glove, resulting in a fresh cheese hat.

Cheese Hat by Spulta February 7, 2015

Cheese Hat 

Only cool dudes wear a cheese hat

A hat that looks like cheese worn by the coolest and strongest of men a cheese hat is a hat that looks like cheese worn by celebs rock stars and big tough men

Cheese Hat by VeryBigMuscleMan February 9, 2021

Cheese Hat 

The cheese hat is a hat that looks like cheese worn by the toughest of men the hardest and the ones with the biggest muscles there is also a cheese hat for women to wear the cheese hat you must be muscular or your spleen will die

The cheese hat is a hat that looks like cheese

Cheese Hat by VeryBigMuscleMan February 9, 2021

Party Hat Cheese 

A thick white and or yellow discharge/cottage cheese like liquid that stems from an uncircumsized penis/party hat.

"His party hat cheese was so thick and disgusting that I couldnt go down on him more than once." pleaded Roxanne

Party Hat Cheese by PartyFavors.com December 16, 2008

Hat Cheese 

Smegma

Smegma is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female genitalia. In males, smegma helps keep the glans moist and facilitates sexual intercourse by acting as a lubricant.

That man's lack of personal hygiene resulted in a massive amount of hat cheese.

His dick was covered in hat cheese.

Hat Cheese by wuutywuut July 8, 2009

I hate cheese 

I hate cheese is a good sentence to say to everybody in the world its used most commonly in anti cheese god rituals so that the demons inside a cheese addict (most of us) leave our body

Person A:hey i hate
Person B:i hate cheese too
Person C:I love cheese
A and b:the demos of the cheese shall be gone from the host as you will the sacrifice for the ritual at 12:56 at the Dickson Satanic Church

I hate cheese by Ihatecheesegod451 August 25, 2021

Cheesehab 

Where someone suffering from Advanced Cheez-It Addiction Syndrome goes.

Jerry: What's up with Terry? I haven't seen him in ages.

Dan: You know that lo carb diet he was on...well he relapsed and ate 10 boxes of Cheez-It's. Now he's in Cheesehab.

Cheesehab by LavaLady April 3, 2010