Shmoojee

Shmoojee, pronounced (sh-moo-jeeeee)is a term that can replace a variety of words, such as: "sex" "coitus" "fuck" "intercourse" and any other variation of these.

Shmoojee'd - to have had sex with an object, person, or place (if you're that talented)
Shmoojo (non-existent word, don't use it. don't be that guy)

"Hey bro, see that girl over there?"
"Yeah bro"
"Would you shmoojee her?"
"OATH!"
- Shmoojee

"I totally shmoojee'd that fire hydrant the other night man"
- Shmoojee'd

Shmoojee by P-tweekie February 5, 2012

Shmoopee 

An adjective expressing empathy for someone who is sporting particularly outlandish facial hair and pouting.

When Pauly showed up looking all shmoopee, I felt bad for him, but couldn't help snapping a photo for Facebook.

Shmoopee by House Of Fu January 2, 2008