mullet puss

A mullet puss is when a girls vagina is shaven and bald but they choose not to shave their asshole so it’s all hairy.

“Oh my god I was fucking Brooke the other day and she totally had a mullet puss.”

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pussy mullet

business in the front and party in the back. When a girl has well-groomed pubic hair, but forgets to tirm her gooch and ass.

"Dude, I was drilling this chick doggystyle, when I looked down and seen her pussy mullet."

pussy mullet by Nate lowry September 26, 2009

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When a girls pubic hair appears shaven or short from the front but when she bends over it's long and scraggly in the back.

"Man Charlene sure was Hot Stuff till she came home and had a Pussy-mullet in her panties."

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Is when a vagina has been pounded into what look likes fresh hamburger meat, or has the same consistency as meat from taco bell.

Hey Mark! I just found out Audrey is single for the 3rd time this week.. it's your time to shine, hope you like mallet pussy!

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