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Rear View Mirror Poop 

When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.
Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!

RearViewMirror 

The pose women strike that accentuates the crotch shot. Usually to show off the color of panties or a swimsuit to direct focal attention.
NICK: That girl is sexy AF.
JESSE: It's probably because of her hot pink G-String.
CYNTHIA: Yeah you guys are being lured in by her RearViewMirror. Oldest trick in the book.
RearViewMirror by TheRealUncleJesse November 19, 2020