Balwyn High School 

A school where the kidz are dumb the teachers are dumber and YOU ARE ALLWAYS WEARING THE WRONG UNIFORM.
School motto

Constanter ac Fideliter = Skate fast, Smoke grass, Eat ass and Don't forget your hall pass

Dude1: Duuuuuuude what school do u go to ?
Dude2: Balwyn High School Bro
Dude1: F

Balwyn High School by PhysicistMathematician August 19, 2019

Balwyn High School 

The most prestigious public school in melbourne, full of drug addicts and pedophiles, but hey at least the study score is high (because of all the asian kids). Seriously the school is 90% asians and they all speak in their funny languages and laugh at me.

If you want a public school that thinks they're a private school and will get upset over the smallest things and give you a detention then Balwyn is the place for you. Want to acquire illicit substances, well every second persian is a cousin and they've all got shrooms so thats not a problem. Want to get scammed out of your money? Well the canteen just upped their prices for a can of soda worth 50cents to 3.50. Want to use the bathroom? Too bad you need to scan your student ID to even get in.

What an amazing school

Balwyn High School is the most prestigious school in melbourne.

Balwyn High School by Boomer.com August 1, 2022

balwyn high school 

the place where bob took the drugz from the man in the van and was never seen again

ur momma sucked everyone at balwyn high school, thats kinda sussy

balwyn high school by protogenkillingcarrot6 June 22, 2022

Balwyn High School 

Lol we support the specturm here and its a absolute joke. The year 9, 8,7's are little pricks.

J.T: OMG HI SISTERS, WELCOME TO ANOTHER MAKEUP TUTORIAL
R.K: YAAAS QUEEN SLAAY
J.T: OMG TOMMORROW IS PRIDE MONTH OMG OMG YAAAAS.
R.K: أنا أحب سخيف الديك كذكر
J.T: YAAAAS QUEEN SLAY HI SISTERS
R.K: I CANT WAIT TO GAYNIFY NORMAL STUDENTS AT BALWYN HIGH SCHOOL
J.T: HI SISTERS

Balwyn High School by Jonathan Thai November 17, 2020

Balwyn high school 

Balwyn high school is located in balwyn. The year 7s and 8s are annoying and the year 9s are eshays.

Constater ac Fidelater = Wrong uniform
Literally a whole bunch of idiots

All the kids at balwyn high school take drugz

Balwyn high school by The yeet child May 15, 2019

balwyn high school 

where i take my drugz and peeps offer you $1.50 sodas when your in the canteen line and canteen sodas are $3.50

i left balwyn high school in a van

balwyn high school by protogenkillingcarrot6 June 23, 2022

Balwyn High School 

y

Balwyn high school kis fun

Balwyn High School by Bredson Lie May 31, 2023