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Woodford county high school

Woodford County High School is a grammar school for girls. However girls from there tend to be very road and wouldn’t seem smart at first glance. Also they have the weirdest secondary school uniforms ever.
Other school kid on bus: Loool look at those Woodford County High School kids with their stripes shirts’
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Woodford County High School

A school full of gay asian nerds
Look, there goes someone from Woodford County High School

woodford county high school for girls 

They're all weed addicts and depressed as fuck. Year 7-9 is hella ugly but in year 10-13, you can find the prettiest girls. Asian glow-ups are elite. They seem smart but actually have no fucking clue what they're doing. They wear the ugliest uniform and take the weirdest subjects like Latin.
a: why is that girl crying?
b: oh she's just a woodford county high student
a: what's that ugly stripy uniform
b: it's for woodford county high school for girls

Woodford County Highschool

A pretty dodgy ‘all girls’ grammar school. All the students are either nerds, mentally unstable, gay or transgender (many of them are multiple of these. A majority of the people are POC (predominantly Asian) but the white people seem to band together 🤨 . The expectations are high but lots of the kids act stupid and are wannabe chavs. We have barely any GCSE options and the subjects we do have are odd (Latin). One of the only London schools where you will probably fail R.S GCSE. Also our uniform is so manky, it’s actually embarrassing for the school.
Me: I go to Woodford County HighSchool
My trinity friend: Damn