Poor Man's Toasted (baked good) 

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good) by Dongo December 3, 2005