Swing Grease

Alcohol, when applied to an individual, for the purposes of swinging a golf club or similar instrument.

Yo, toss me a beer, I need some swing grease before we play the back nine.

Swing Grease by Bukbukbegak August 24, 2020

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Greasy Swine

An extremely greasy haired person who has salt head. Usually cute when showers, but very rare. Pussy is STANK. needs vagisil. Loves her boyfriend (don't know how a gross ass greasy pig could get one) but she does. Very loyal until you fuck with her. Only has 2 friends. Slight foot fetish. Sharts herself when she sneezes. Gets in car wreck and laughs about it. Tries to overdose on depression meds.

Oh look, that Greasy Swine hasn't showered again. I can smell her stank from here. I hope she closes her legs soon.

Greasy Swine by vagisilly April 22, 2019

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Greasing the swine

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.

My mom caught me greasing the swine the othe day, how embarrassing!

Greasing the swine by Daily Jew December 3, 2018

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