crap noodles 

The act of putting an object with small holes in front of your ass when you take a shit, resulting in the shit being squeezed into noodle-like strands.

The fags over in apartment 6 are always dropping crap noodles on the lawn.

crap noodles by Sgt. Baker May 10, 2005

Crap noodles 

When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.

CRAP NOODLES that hurt!!!

Crap noodles by Ghost_person579 May 6, 2020