po po patrol 

being on po po patrol is when someone calls shotgun in your car and they are required to be on the lookout for the police so the driver does not get pulled over.

"hey! if your gonna ride shotgun make sure you stay on that po po patrol! im hittin like 50 in a 35mph zone!"

po po patrol by Sarah Henry December 29, 2007

po patrol 

When someone threats you to (not) do something or they will call the police

Vaneza: Dont txt me or Ill call the police
Gentleman: Ok, didnt know you were on that po patrol, jeez

po patrol by ARZon January 8, 2017

patro-po 

the slang reference to the state patrol, commonly known (at least in the west) to be much stricter and more hardcore than city cops and county sheriffs. they also drive faster cars and have way more skills at driving (trust me). kind of like po-po but not.

A: dude! did you see that? that charger that just passed us had a bullwhip antenna and a spotlight!

B: yeah, man, keep it under the limit tonight. the patro-po are getting smarter.

patro-po by angus bohanon August 24, 2006