crap hazard

the act of sucking terribly at life; having to do with violent anal squirks arroused from unnecessary contact do to incertion of the anus.

1) kelsey is a crap hazard becasue she can't give a hand job.

2) the hobo smelled like a crap hazard.
(the homo smelled like a crap hazard.)

crap hazard by Jeffrey V. from VA April 6, 2005

craphazardly 

To force a bad solution into a existing problem only to move on from it

The team craphazardly came up with a definition that made little sense.

craphazardly by Cowlesds May 12, 2016

Caphazard 

Similar to Haphazard as suggests a lack of organisation and rather chaos, but also suggests that the subject is capping.

Saying the COVID vaccine shrinks your balls was a caphazard statement for the world .

Caphazard by Pears On Special May 6, 2022

Claphazard 

adj - Being reckless, moving through life without care, being downright dangerous. Usually refers to a group's actions

Carl: Guys, don't you think we are getting a bit claphazard here?
Mike: Who the fuck says claphazard

Claphazard by MikeyPenis May 22, 2024