Sorryta 

Sorryta is boy magnet. She get's all the boys. She also gives wrong hints, so the boy thinks she likes them when she don't. She also plays with your hair even if u are a boy or a girl.

-You know that girl... mmmh. The boy magnet?
- Oh yes, you mean Sorryta.

Sorryta by It's_me_your_BFF January 27, 2020

Sorryta 

Sorryta is a boy magnet, she get all the boys without asking. But she is the best at rejection. She also gives out the wrong hint so the boys thinks she liks them even she's not.

-You know...mmmh that boy magnet? boy 1
-Oh yes, you mean Sorryta, boy 2
-Yeah, I think she likes you, boy 1
-You think so, should I ask her? boy 2
-Yes, you got this! boy 1

Sorryta by It's_me_your_BFF January 27, 2020

Sorrytaking 

The Holiday Native Americans celebrate in place of Thanksgiving to commemorate the raping of their women, and daughters, and the stealing of their homeland by the pilgrims. Participants dress up in authentic pilgrim outfits and try to cheat land and other items off each other throughout the day; the Native American with the most land and items at the end of the day earns the title of "White Devil" and gets to make the first slice in the "suffering planet": an earth shaped cake with bits of garbage sprinkled all over it. Once the cake has been devoured, the family (or tribe) gathers around a roaring fire to melt giant blocks of ice to honor the white man's greatest accomplishment: melting the ice-caps and destroying the planet.

Native American Employee: Hao, Great Bossman. Im going to need tomorrow off so I can celebrate Sorrytaking with my family.
Bossman: Sure thing.

Sorrytaking by Ken Kozel March 31, 2008

sorrygasm 

When you cum too early and you have to apologize.

Nick: Oh shit babe I just sorrygasmed all over your back
Rebecca: Are you kidding me Nick omg

sorrygasm by HowDoIBen_ March 6, 2017

sorrycasm 

The act of sarcastically apologizing, to intentionally irritate someone.

I'd really love to apologize but it would only be sorrycasm.

sorrycasm by BlankOcean May 15, 2017

Sorrylation 

words expressing praise mixed with sorrow for an achievement which carries additional stress and/or responsibility; especially if it sucks away more of your personal time.

Sorrylations on your PhD, your first student loan payment is due on the 15th of next month.

Sorrylation by Plinkus March 10, 2018

Sorrytaking 

The Holiday Native Americans celebrate in place of Thanksgiving to commemorate the raping of their women, and daughters, and the stealing of their homeland by the pilgrims. Participants dress up in authentic pilgrim outfits and try to cheat land and other items off each other throughout the day; the Native American with the most land and items at the end of the day earns the title of "White Devil" and gets to make the first slice in the "suffering planet": an earth shaped cake with bits of garbage sprinkled all over it. Once the cake has been devoured, the family (or tribe) gathers around a roaring fire to melt giant blocks of ice to honor the white man's greatest accomplishment: melting the ice-caps and destroying the planet.

Native American Employee: Hao, Great Bossman. Im going to need tomorrow off so I can celebrate Sorrytaking with my family.
Bossman: Sure thing.

Sorrytaking by Ken Kozel March 30, 2008