May 31st 

The day you beat the shit outta someone. Especially if their name is Tyler

Yo it’s May 31st let’s beat the shit outta Tyler

May 31st by NightCrapper October 23, 2019

May 31st 

The day that big titty robertson was born

yo it’s thick tits robertson bday on May 31st

May 31st by LeytonPizzaFace October 4, 2021

May 31st 

Risk Your best friend day

hey how are you. Shut up and Bend over it’s may 31st

May 31st by IdubbzNiggerFaggot May 28, 2021

may 31st 

the day i was born without my consent

"mother. Why was i born in May 31st?"

may 31st by Theo_Bruhhhhh March 23, 2021

May 31st 

National hug your favorite person day.

On May 31st, Hey bill your my favorite person can I have a hug!

May 31st by godaddy.com May 30, 2021

May 31st 

the day when the sexiest person alive (who's name starts with an 'A') was born <3

Hey, their birthday is on May 31st, they must be super sexc.

May 31st by shutuppleaseayeothabkyiu May 5, 2021

May 31st 

National kiss your crush day!
Yep shoot your shot.
I know your to scared 😱

Hey today is may 31st.
Okay and?
It’s national kiss your crush day.
Uh okay?
Your my crush.

May 31st by AbCdEfGh1.2.3.4.5 May 29, 2021