An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.

Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!

Perfume on a pig's ass by Vinderex January 7, 2018

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perfume slip stream

the short trail of perfume smell that comes off a girl when she walks

"Dude I just got out of Amanda's perfume slip stream and damn did she smell goooooood"

perfume slip stream by quitewhite April 26, 2014

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perfume sissies

A word in gumball describing the girls that watch the boys. It is funny and explainable, However banana joe said "PERFUME SISSIES!" and gumball asked "You mean those girls over there?". This is so funny.

Don't tell me you want to impress those... those.. PERFUME SISSIES!
Wait, You mean those girls over there? No no no.

perfume sissies by W Rich April 29, 2021

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perfume showers

The Sharing of a Perfume Shower with a Lady friend who works on the Perfume Counter at Debenhams

Brenda works on the Perfume counter at Debenhams, When we take Perfume Showers together the Radiance of all the perfume that she handles is amplified as the warm water touches her delicate skin.
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A Perfume shower is: Being pumped on (This could constitute foreplay, so I'm told, not my cup of tea, i might add.)by someone. Preferably someone who's not had meat for a few days, or has a diet consisting solely of parma violets or something equally fragrant... Surprisingly, it's not for everyone.

perfume showers by Paul J Williams April 26, 2006

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