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taller toast

A balding adult who Is a toxic legion main
Man, Taller Toast seems to be losing even more hair than usual today
taller toast by Definatelynotmudkip September 16, 2019

taller freeze 

The art of taking a linear shit and freezing it, to then create an improvised toy used for sexual gratification, often used on females as a dildo.
"fuck i don't have the dildo"
"it's okay just do the taller freeze"

Taller in a chair 

When a person’s fat ass is so fuckin’ gigantic that they’re taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks. (a.k.a. - “taller sitting.”)
Ms. Bertha’s ass is so damn gigantic that she’s two inches taller in a chair than she is when she stands, assuming the chair don’t collapse.
Taller in a chair by Goofnut November 15, 2023

taller in a chair 

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.").
Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing; assuming the chair doesn't collapse
taller in a chair by Goofnut November 19, 2023

taller in a chair 

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")
Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing;
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.
taller in a chair by Goofnut November 19, 2023

taller sitting 

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.
Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
taller sitting by Goofnut November 20, 2023