freezing the monkey 

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce

"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."

freezing the monkey by Zainium August 10, 2019

freezing the monkey 

the act of having sex with a snowman

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

freezing the monkey by steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve August 10, 2019

Freezing the monkey 

Having sex with a snowman.

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

Freezing the monkey by SLURP/MOIST August 10, 2019

freezing the monkey 

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey

MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later

freezing the monkey by MrDickleson August 11, 2019

Freezing the Monkey 

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"

My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.

Freezing the Monkey by Gay porm May 14, 2023