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freezing the monkey 

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

Freezing the monkey 

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

freezing the monkey 

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey
MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later

Freezing the Monkey 

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"
My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.