A large breed canine descending from the northern most region of Malaysia often referred to as "The land of No-Argh".The Fake Bitorian is characterized by its large black nose, over sized floppy ears and gaseous discharge emitting from its rear end. The Fake Bitorian was aptly named in 1902 when French time share salesman Jerad Depardu was repeatedly fake bitten on the hand and lower extremities while enticing one of the golden creatures with a Kraft single.

I thought for sure the young child had been brutally maimed by a large dog. Luckily it was only a Fake Bitorian.

Fake Bitorian by Ferretboy June 12, 2011

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Bictoria

Is a outgoing, Pillsbury dough girl, Italian Mozes who is very awkward and flirts with random people (when she does not no).

Is Bictoria having &*@^ with anatoliy!

Bictoria by Jope wgw January 25, 2009

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