Area 51 

A place where the military is hiding all of those spacey bois. Will shoot you on sight if you get close.

Person 1: I tried walking into Area 51
Person 2: But why though?
Person 1: To see the spacey bois
Person 2: Did you get to see them?
Person 1: No, I was almost shot.
Person 2: What the—

Area 51 by F.B.I Director May 5, 2019

Area 51 

a military base that is about to get fucked by Naruto runners.

Here are a few Outcomes

1. they might walk out with rayguns and some ufos and aliens

2. what's that noise?.......BBRRRRRRRRRTTTT

Hey Google, what is the September 20th Area 51 massacre?

Area 51 by symhere July 16, 2019

Area 51 

Area 51 needs no definition because as soon as you get close your surrounded by army vans saying 'there is nothing beyond this point'. So it quite blantantly dosen't exist.
and apperently..if you do manage to get close there's marksman which will shoot on sight...because again, there's nothing there.

Guy In Army Van: Turn Around There Is Nothing Here
Random Guy:Huh?
Guy In Army Van: Turn Around There Is Nothing Here
Random Guy: So Why Can't I See Nothing?
Guy In Army Van: Turn Around There Is Nothing Here
Random Guy: Isn't Area 51 Over There?
Guy In Army Van: Turn Around There Is Nothing Here

Area 51 by Lt. Smash April 29, 2006

area 51 

Highly secured, secret military research and testing base in Nevada. Often times refered to as Groom Lake. Although many know of it's location, it's existence is "officially" denied even to this day.

Some say that incredible, formerly inconceivable technologies are being experimented with and used at Area 51. Not to mention all that grey research.

area 51 by Curious Cow August 1, 2004

area 51 

A top secret military base in the nevada desert, the base is rumored to hold alien technology or aliens themselves. Though this is unlikly it cannot be ruled out. The base is most likely but not limited to a secret aircraft and weapons development facility. It is called Groom lake or Dreamland, and has until recently been denied by the government to even be there. Yet in the 1990s when a group of workers sued the government for exposure to hazardos and radioactive materials while at work at area 51 the governement was forced to at least acknolege that the base exists even though everyone knew it did because you could stand on a mountain and look at it. However, the government didn not admit anything else, not even what the workers were exposed to. In the later 1990s the famous mountain peak where you were able to see area 51 easily was bought by the government and now the only way to see it is to go to the top of a mountain 5 miles away and look at it through telescope or through satilight. YOu ocan drive up to the boarder but expect to be followed by unmarked trucks, helecopters, and videotaped. If your not careful you may even be shot as due to a court ruling the constitution or normal laws don't apply within the boarders of area 51.

The reason I don't trust a dam thing the government says.

area 51 by David B. June 4, 2005

Area 51 

The place where WE will free our brother and sister aliens being held captive by the government on the 21st of September.

*Scene just outside Area 51*
Guards: What the hell is going on?!
Random Guy #1: *eric andre voice* Let me in … LET ME INNNNNNNN.
Random Guy #2: We Naruto run we will be faster than their bullets.
Steve: They can shoot us but they cannot shoot everyone.

Area 51 by xxxcatation July 13, 2019

area 51 

place with lots of spacey bois. The government tries to hide taht from us.

area 51 is going to be raided later

area 51 by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 3, 2022