Erpie Derpie Share definition Flag A Person of Indian Decent that drives a minivan or works at a gas station/711 This Erpie Derpie can’t fucking drive at all. Erpie Derpie by Franklin Dent July 11, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Erpie Derpie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch