lampfuck 

fucking a lamp until your dick turns black

i lampfucked my houselmap and my dick needs amputation

lampfuck by Zach Strockbracket January 4, 2005

lamefuckingcupcakebitchcunt

1. When something is so stupid, there are no words to use except for a grand combination.

Pal A: rockband came today.... the game is missing...like everything is there but the game is missing...and the wireless adapter for the guitar is broken. forreal.
Pal B: bahh lamefuckingcupcakebitchcunt.

lamefuckingcupcakebitchcunt by lovesyou02 March 26, 2009

lamefuck 

an insult which describes a person as lazy and stupid

"Don't pay attention to that lamefuck."

lamefuck by kyohaku October 2, 2008

Lamp Fuck 

Some one who you would normally avoid but since your in Lampeter, you fuck them... And then feel the need to justify it to yourself...

Also, keeps you off the sheep.

I'd never normally have fucked her/him, but I reckon she's/he's a legitimate Lamp Fuck

Lamp Fuck by Orlox1 January 10, 2011