table tax Share definition Flag The fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. It is customary to loudly proclaim "TABLE TAX!" when taking the payment by force. Biznart: Hey MS, can I sit here? MadSheep_V2.1: (snatching fries) Table Tax, bitch! table tax by Biznart October 28, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the table tax mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch