lemon muffin 

A slang term for a stuck up lesbian feminist.
Can also be applied to any lesbian.

That fat bitch is a fucking Lemon Muffin.

lemon muffin by JayKayEff July 13, 2007

lemony muffin 

The aftermath left over after having sex with someone covered in muffins.

If your hungry, there are some lemony muffins over there.

lemony muffin by Mark Quincy January 6, 2012