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To eat or consume a large quantity of a particular substance. Verb.

A person or being of large mass quantity. Noun.
"Wanna go to the Priest and get our siege on?"

"I'll give you 5 bucks if you go and dance with that fat siege over there. 10 if you make out with her".
Siege by Stewsh December 28, 2011
Laying siege is the ancient art of the gang bang, but much more brutal and satisfying. Sports Illustrated has described it is "the ultimate team bonding experience for a team or a group of bros". The act of laying siege involves 5 guys participating in sexual intercourse with a woman at the same time, with one dick in the mouth, one in the anus, one in the vagina, and 2 of them receiving hand jobs, constantly switching roles every 15 minutes or so. The term "laying siege" is derived from the military strategy, in which an opposing army blocks off a town or city from all ability to travel, trade, or receive supplies, just as how the lucky lady is unable to move (or sometimes breathe) during the intercourse. After several days, laying siege is officially concluded with a group facial. First recorded activity of laying siege have been dated back to the Ice Age in which they were forced to reproduce and share body heat at the same time. Foreplay is an ancient ritual and is often encouraged.
Brian: Dude, I can't wait to lay siege on this bitch!

Steven: Yeah, man! I bought us all top hats, bow ties and canes so we can do a musical number naked as foreplay before we completely wreck her!

Brian: Yes!! I call asshole!!
Siege by tuna2692 November 4, 2011
A drinking game played with 3-3 cup triangle on each side of a traditional beer pong table. When pronouced it must be yelled like "SSSSSSSIIIIIIEEEEEGGGEEEEEEEEEE!" accompanied with a fist in the air.
Lets play some mothafucking SIEGE!!!!
Siege by H The Coach August 13, 2007
A term used to describe the actions of someone because of their embarrasment or stupidity.
Matt: Yo Pass that noun/object!
Jamie: Nah yo, you'll siege it!
Matt: Such a siege move man.
siege by Personally Geeve February 5, 2007
When an individual experiences great excitement and wants to express his excitement to his peers
Hugh : want to go grab some chicken wings in TriBeCa

Tom : ye siege
Siege by Murrhawk January 4, 2020
A word to signalise an Attack on the school bathroom or a school door, which gets damaged over time.
These Sieges have a lot of different attacks, for example: Aerial Attack, Slam Kick Attack.
Rams can also be used in Sieges, but often deal more damage than anticipated (can lead to door rupture).

Preforming Sieges for a long period of time can lead to hearing voices, more precisely hearing "Siege..." being whispered.
There's a Siege planned for next break.
Call the Captains, a SIEGE! is happening!
SIEGE! by coolbombnarti June 11, 2022