a #3

The ultimate form of disrespect. It's when you pee, take a dump, and cum on someone.

Man you won't believe what that girl was into last night! I've heard of a girl wanting someone to take a #1 or #2 on them, but never have I met a girl that wanted me to take a #3 on her!

a #3 by Adam Criznuts August 13, 2011

Take a #3

Another word for masturbation. Taking a #1 is pissing, taking a #2 is shitting and taking a #3 is jacking off.

Guy 1:"Today in class I saw up hot Stephanie's skirt and she didn't have on any panties."
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3

Take a #3 by not_JESUS December 5, 2012