the Behrend Ratio Share definition Flag of or pertaining to, an obscenely disproportional ratio of dicks to bitches. "Dude, lets go to that party at UGates!""Nah man, they'll be rocking the Behrend Ratio.""Fuck." the Behrend Ratio by bored@psuerie January 24, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the the Behrend Ratio mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch