sodosmosis 

'catching the gay'. Usually used in the negative sense, i.e. 'there's no such thing as'. portmanteau of sodomy + osmosis.

(Joe Straight recoils from the touch of Tom Flamer)
Joe:"you're invading my space!"
Tom:"Dude, there's no such thing as Sodosmosis, mmmkay?"

sodosmosis by guyvf November 27, 2007

Scosmosis 

A condition where one gets an overwhelming urge to slink away in a crisis shirking all responsibility.

Scott was suffering a terrible case of Scosmosis when he abandoned his post as leader while his people suffered and went on holiday to Hawaii...

Scosmosis by Mr Ponky December 23, 2019

Scosmosis 

Is a medical condition where one gets the overwhelming urge to slink away in a crisis shirking all responsibility...

Scott was suffering from a severe case of Scosmosis when he abandoned his post as leader, while his people suffered, and holidayed in Hawaii.

Scosmosis by Mr Ponky December 23, 2019