kalcolm

A different species who is unusually speedy and swift

I can run at the speed of light!

Yeah well I can run as fast as kalcolm

kalcolm by Nutz and voltz February 16, 2017

kåldolmer 

you are put in a sleeping bag (often by a Farmer Jens), the bag is closed very tightly so there is no escape, and then you are tickled till you pee in your pants

Arg, i just wet my pants cause Farmer Jens gave me a kåldolmer

kåldolmer by Allan December 25, 2004