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Golden Shane

When you are at a festival and you feel a glowing warmth exude your rectal area. What comes next can only be described as the tsunami of shits, requiring you to be almost acrobatic above the drop toilet as it continues to run out you arse like Usain Bolt
OMG someone someone has taken his shoes off in there!! He must have had a golden Shane
Golden Shane by WhatThe13 April 3, 2020

golden shiner 

Mechanical stimulation of the phalus by another individual's hand in an aquatic environment. Underwater hand job. Also known as a "fin job."

Golden shiner refers to a common species of minnow native to fresh waters of the Atlantic slope of N. America.
I asked Jane to clean the filter after giving me a golden shiner in the hot tub.